queefjerkey: my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
Life is like a piano
yuku-flan: The white keys represent happiness and the black keys represent sadness. But as you go through life, remember that the black keys make music too.
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do you wanna go out tonight
bowlingforsoup: wow time flies when you sit at the computer doing nothing
that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
me in 2006: gay gay gay
me in 2009: I find it disgusting and pathetic that people use 'gay' as an insult.
me now: gay gay gay
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
skeeturz: i sometimes wonder if i’ve ever made someone hate me enough to the point where they write angry text posts about me whenever i join their fandoms
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ohdangitsnikki: I get jealous at the smallest things I get mad at the simplest things I get bored super fast I get annoyed easily I think negatively too much I forgive people that shouldn’t be forgiven I care too much I dislike a lot of things Sometimes, everything just bothers me