Kiseki no Sedai counting sheep :
Akashi : One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep... You're still not sleeping ? I'll kill even your parents if you don't sleep immediatly.
Midorima : One sheep nanodayo, two sheep nanodayo, three sheep nanodayo...By the way, today's lucky item is a teddy bear nanodayo.
Murasakibara : One sheep, two sheep, three chips, four chips... five chips... Aah I'm hungry...
Aomine : Haaa, what a pain... One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five... sheepngh... Si... ZzzzZZZZzzzz
Kise : One sheep, two sheep, three sheep [...] Hmm, it doesn't seem to work, I can sing you my special "shalala" lullaby instead if you want ?
Kuroko : One sheep, two sheep, three sheep... Um... Are you listening to me ? *doesn't work because of his lack of presence
Uke: I fucking love you.
Seme: I love fucking you.
ostracizedpoodle: life has never given me lemons
biteythevillain: hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles
oomshi: Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.